20 Ways To Test Your Level Of Sanity

I found this on another blog and couldn't decide where I would fall:

1. At Lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, watch to see if they slow down

2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, politely ask them If they want fries wiff dat!

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN Box

5. Put decaf in your coffeemaker at work for 3 weeks,once the employees have gotten over their addiction to caffeine, switch over to espresso

6. In the memo fields of all your checks, write For smuggling diamond expenses

7. Finish all your sentences with In accordance with the prophecy

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather then walk

10. Order a DIET water whenever you dine out to eat and say it with a serious face

11. Specify that your drive-through order is TO GO!

12. Sing along at the Opera

13. Go to a poetry recital and politely ask why the poems don't rhyme

14. Put mosquito netting around your desk area at work and play tropical Island sounds

15. Five days in advance of a friends party, announce to them you wont be attending because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name Rock Bottom

17. When your money comes out of the ATM machine, scream loudly woohoo I hit the jackpot..

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and begin screaming they're loose, run for your lives!

19. Tell your kids over dinner due to the current economy, we are going to have to let one of you go

20. Make someones day by smiling at them and then say to them Do I know you?

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Spreading The Christmas Spirit.

My mother has been sending me some very "interesting" things to help bolster my Christmas Spirit. She is worried about me.

I've decided to share these little gems with everyone. If they are old news to some, I apologize. I thought they were pretty funny.

What ever you do, do not click on the following link. If you do, don't say I didn't warn you.
White Christmas

Peace and Holiday Cheer,
Marty